Entry: Shift of Power Sunday, August 28, 2005

As you may suspect, my faithful little Interested Party, things in the Soverign Nation of Yours Truly have been different lately. Namely, Iíve been overthrown by a very small tyrant. Iím now living in his world now.

The first thing he did was start in with all the propaganda -- making things look as utopian as possible. Itís a social form of sleight of hand. Watch The Red Card, Follow The Red Card.

For example, Interested Party, he replaced a crazy, though affectionate, pregnant woman with a skinny little hottie whose sporting far bigger tits than sheíd had before. Which seems good, right? You can see how a thing like that inspires loyalty in oneís constituency. But itís only after heís in power that I find these huge boobs belong only to him.

He follows this up with the requisite brain-washing techniques. Sleep deprivation, negative verbal reinforcement, etc. This way, see, you forget about not getting your hands on her rack. You forget that you are twenty-times larger than he is.

I am proud to say though, that Iím fighting back. I have taken up the hobby of reminding him how very much it is that he is a baby. I do this several times a day. I laugh as I do it. I demonstrate to him how easily I can feed myself and how I can operate the remote to the dvd player.

Donít misunderstand me, Interested Party, he doesnít seem to give a damn. None of my efforts seem to make a difference in actual policy. Fear not, though. Iím not giving up just because it doesnít work.


Michael Kors Mini Crossbody
September 20, 2012   09:26 PM PDT
Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.,430308,http://jefferson.blogdrive.com/comments?id=206
Louis Vuitton Outlet
September 17, 2012   04:06 PM PDT
This blog site is great. How did you come up witht he idea?
2012 Michael Kors bags
September 16, 2012   01:02 PM PDT
It does not follow that because we do not subsidize smoking, we should not regulate unhealthy activities. Costs and savings are not the only variable. The fact that obesity creates costs is merely an additional reason to regulate it, not the only one. The main reason is its danger to an individual. You are dismissive of subsidizing smoking precisely because of this moral intuition. ,658217,http://jefferson.blogdrive.com/comments?id=206
Claude Giroux Jersey
September 10, 2012   03:24 AM PDT
Louis Vuitton Handbags
September 6, 2012   10:32 AM PDT
Here is an area that might be of help for you!
Louis Vuitton Purses Outlet
September 6, 2012   03:20 AM PDT
Incredibly cool! I assistance your view!
Michael Kors Purses Outlet
September 3, 2012   05:02 PM PDT
Cheers for this content, guys, continue to keep up the good work.
Jordan 7 For sale
August 7, 2012   09:21 PM PDT
Different content require different tone variations to sound correct and make the necessary impact. In view of that acknowledgement, a good audio reader is one who is capable of revealing character distinction by way of tonal variations and character development. http://www.jordan7raptorsforsale.org/
Louis Vuitton Outlet
August 4, 2012   08:01 AM PDT
Hi, thank you so a great deal for these ideas!
Goyard Luggage
July 30, 2012   05:55 AM PDT
Thanks! it's helpful to me!
Belstaff leather
April 17, 2012   01:41 PM PDT
It's great to hear from you and see what you've been up to. In your blog I feel your enthusiasm for life. thank you.,150582,http://jefferson.blogdrive.com/comments?id=206
September 17, 2005   04:18 PM PDT
Now, the first thing most dictators do is post pictures and statues of themselves. I do hope the new ruler would share some digital reproductions of himself in some manner.
And I do hope to God that he looks like his moma :)
September 2, 2005   09:59 PM PDT
How very precious that moment of you spoon feeding yourself must have been! Its a trip just thinking thinking about it!
August 29, 2005   05:52 PM PDT
Fight the good fight! Don't let the little seedling break yah!

Leave a Comment:


Homepage (optional)